PurplePixels's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Superhero Horror]

What a dick.
Literally.

[Pedestrian Pastry]

This is so freaking weird and dark-humored, and I love it. This is everything I'm looking for in an animation. Some of the recent Newgrounds animation I've seen try to make everything funny with blood and guts, but this one doesn't need that. It's already perfect.

Also, I feel like there's some sort of message or hidden theory behind all of this. I think if, in this world, you don't have a hat, you're not a "pedestrian," or a mutated monster. Once one monster dies, the ones with no hats, which are most likely cannibals, eat them to make space. The monster then gives a cannibal a hat, and descends into the after-life. The cannibal with a hat become a pedestrian, meaning that he must become mutated immediately.

Maybe there isn't a meaning to this, but it's fun to think that there is. I hope there is.

5/5 Would Eat Pedestrians Again

[90s As Fuck!]

I feel like I should hate this, but the weird animation style and character's voices just make me laugh. I might actually watch this again, but I dunno.

4/5 Would Maybe Quite Possible At Some Point Watch This Again (Maybe)

[Hardstop Lucas - "Hello...Thank You" | Maple Story]

Great as ever. I don't watch Hardstop Lucas, but I was convinced to after watching this.

5/5 Would Thank And Confuse Someone Again

[Temperature Temperament (loading artist comic)]

I love Loading Artist, so I already really liked the design. The voice acting felt weird to me, but rather than that this was pretty good.

4/5 Would Complain About The Season Again

Flashoons responds:

thank you for your honest response.
and I am working on my voice for sure

[Arachnophobia]

This was fantastic. This isn't the best 3D animation I've ever seen, but I kept thinking "When are the spiders going to attack?" and, even though I was expecting it, I got startled when the spider jumped toward the camera. This also has an extremely eerie soundtrack that totally fits the tone of the video. Good job.

4.5/5 Would Get Attacked By Spiders Again

lucifersam01 responds:

thanks !

[Making a Legendary Sword - PixelPalas]

This was pretty good. I haven't seen a decent pixel animation in a while, so good job. For some of the jokes, I saw them coming, but for others it seemed out of the blue, which made me laugh.

4.5/5 Would Create A Legendary Sword Again

[NG Office Death Jam]

This was pretty darn good. I actually read once that a man was killed by a cow coming through his roof, but by looking at the description, I see that ALL of these happened. Interesting.

5/5 Made Me Learn Something New